This amused me so I’m sharing it. Tis’ the season and all that. And let’s be honest when the apocalypse does hit, it’ll be us gardeners who end up surviving because we know how to grow food 😉
Get ready to prepare your home for the Zombie Apocalypse…
Have a great green weekend.
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All great suggestions, except for number 3.
Railway sleepers (or railroad ties in the USA) are often preserved with creosote, tar, or other noxious chemicals. Definitely NOT something you want in your food garden.
A better idea: after a well placed shot to the head, stack up a few zombie bodies for your raised beds. Their decomposing bodies will also add to the organic nature of your garden. A real win-win scenario (except for the zombies of course……).
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I think you are right, I had forgotten they are coated. Definitely not good to use! I like your alternative solution 🙂
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Or you could enrol Moo into the #zombiesquad training programme on Twitter 🙂
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Great idea! 😉
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